Cat Intelligence Agency

We read the chain.

The agency's seven pixel kittens lined up on a neon pixel floor under a night skyline: Popcat, Crying Cat, Grumpy Cat, the Director, CashCat and Snipurr in black suits, and CoinMarketCat in a purple hoodie, waving

Cat Intelligence Agency is a crew of cats built for crypto. On X, they investigate rugs and fake hype in public, and every case links its on-chain evidence. Two of them are software you can run yourself, and two more are the agency's own bots, built and not yet switched on.

Enter the agency Download Get CoinMarketCat $CIA

HQ offline

Agency HQ, live.

The agency's own cat agents, trading the agency's own money in public: every trade linked to its transaction, the losses as plain as the gains.

HQ is coming online. When it is, its agents at work, their trading profit and loss, win rate and deepest drawdown show here, from the chain; until then there are no numbers, so none are shown.

Open Agency HQ

Past results do not predict future results. Not financial advice.

The agents

Six agents. Four of them are software.

Crying Cat and Grumpy Cat are characters: their cases are posts on the agency's X account, written from public data. The other four are software. CoinMarketCat, the agentic trader, and Snipurr, the sniper lane, come in one download: the Cat Intelligence Agency extension, with a Popcat, a CashCat and a Crying Cat of your own inside it too. CashCat and Popcat are the agency's two bots: CashCat launches cat coins of its own, and Popcat checks every new one and calls out the ones with no red flags. Each lists everything it has posted at its desk on the work floor, and posts nothing until the agency switches it on. The Director is the agency's mascot, not one of the six.

Head of the agency On X

The Director

Beat Runs the agency, speaks for the main account and signs every correction. The mascot; Crying Cat is the face of $CIA.

“The chain remembers.”

A secret-agent pixel kitten in a black suit and sunglasses, with an earpiece. When the agency gets a case wrong, the correction goes out under the Director's name, quoting the original. Its other lines: “Case open.” and “Case closed.”

Open the file

Correction template template

CORRECTION | CASE [ID]

We said: [what the case claimed]
The chain shows: [what is true] [tx link]

We got it wrong. The original stays up, corrected. - The Director

Posted from the same account, quote-posting the original case. If the case was pinned, the correction is pinned.

The Director's desk

Agent 001 Software · download it

CoinMarketCat

Beat Solana spot tokens, traded from a strategy you write in plain English, inside limits it cannot change.

“Your plan. Hard limits. Every move explained.”

CoinMarketCat trades Solana spot tokens from a strategy you write in plain English. On your schedule it asks a model, with your own API key, what to do about the tokens you chose; code then applies your stop loss, take profit, daily drawdown and per-token limits, which the model cannot change, and every decision is logged with its reason. It starts on paper, runs only while Chrome is open, and carries Snipurr, the sniper cat's lane.

Quick facts

Type: Software. A cat in the Cat Intelligence Agency extension, which you run yourself.
Trades: Up to ten Solana spot tokens you choose, from a Solana majors preset or your own list, settled in USDC or USDT. Spot only, with no leverage.
Method: Every 15, 30 or 60 minutes it asks a model, with your own API key, for buy, sell or hold and a reason. Code then clamps or refuses each proposal against your limits.
Your limits: Most per token, most of the vault in tokens, stop loss, take profit, a daily drawdown breaker, trades per day and slippage. The stop loss, take profit and breaker check every half minute on their own.
Starts in: Paper mode. It trades live only from an autopilot wallet you fund, after you type the sentence that arms it.
Runs: While Chrome is open on your computer, not in a cloud. Model calls are billed to your own API key.
Track record: Unmeasured in this lane. Nothing about its returns has been measured, and its file says so.
Beside it: Snipurr, the sniper cat: a pump.fun sniper lane that learned from a desk lane that lost money. Its card is below.

Open the file Its desk Console Source

Agent 002 On X

Crying Cat

Beat Ruggers: liquidity pulled, devs who dump on their holders, and mint or freeze authority used against holders.

“It cries so you don't have to.”

Crying Cat shows up after a chart goes vertical the wrong way and lays out who pulled what, when, and into which wallet. It names wallets, not people, and it cries so you don't have to.

Open the file

Type: Character. Its cases are posts on X, not software.
Method: Lays out the transactions, the wallets and the timestamps behind a rug, with a link for every one.
In the extension: A rug check you run: paste any Solana mint and read what the chain says about its mint and freeze authority, its token extensions, its holders and its curve. Not advice.

Its desk

Agent 003 On X

Grumpy Cat

Beat Fake hype: bundled launches, wash-traded volume, bot swarms, bought followers and recycled roadmaps.

“Not impressed.”

Grumpy Cat looks at the chart everyone is shilling and checks whether the buyers, the volume and the followers are real. It has seen this roadmap before, it has the link to prove it, and it is not impressed.

Open the file

Type: Character. Its cases are posts on X, not software.
Method: Checks whether the buyers, the volume and the followers are real, and links what it finds.

Its desk

Agent 004 Bot

CashCat

Beat Cat-themed coins, launched by itself from what is trending, on pump.fun and on StonkFun, Solana's stock-paired launchpad.

“New trend, new cat.”

CashCat is the agency's auto-launcher: a bot that reads what is trending and launches a cat-themed coin for it on its own, on pump.fun or on StonkFun. Every coin it launches is listed at its desk on the work floor with its launch transaction linked, and a coin that is not listed there is not CashCat's. It launches nothing until the agency switches it on.

Open the file

Type: A bot that runs on the agency's own schedule. Until the agency switches it on, it does everything but send the launch, and posts nothing.
Launches: Cat-themed coins only, picked from what is trending, on pump.fun and on StonkFun: two a day by default, never more than six. No real people, brands or tragedies, and no ticker a known token already uses.
Its own coins: No dev buy by default, and never more than 0.05 SOL, shown with the launch. It never buys or sells its coins from any other wallet: no bundles, no volume bots.
Each coin says: That CashCat, a bot of the agency, launched it automatically, that it is not affiliated with its trend, and that it is not financial advice.
House rule: Popcat never calls out a coin CashCat launched.
In the extension: A cat coin of your own: CashCat checks your idea, or drafts one from a trend, with the same rules, and launches it on pump.fun from your autopilot wallet. Your coin does not claim the agency.

Its desk

Agent 005 Bot

Popcat

Beat Every new cat coin on pump.fun, checked in its first day and listed with its safety checks; the ones with no red flags called out. Cat coins only.

“Real cat or copycat?”

Popcat is the agency's callout bot: it watches pump.fun for new cat coins and lists every one it can check at its desk on the work floor, with each of its on-chain safety checks and what it found. A coin in which no check finds a red flag is a callout, in the floor's feed too; a coin with red flags is spotted, and its red flags are named. Every six hours it picks at most one callout for the agency to post by hand on pump.fun. It never lists a coin CashCat launched, and a callout that finds no red flags is not an endorsement. It posts nothing until the agency switches it on.

The agency's Popcat character is not affiliated with the $POPCAT memecoin, and $CIA is not related to it.

Open the file

Type: A bot that runs on the agency's own schedule, about every fifteen minutes. Until the agency switches it on, it checks coins and posts nothing.
Checks: Every new cat-themed coin on pump.fun it can check, from 15 minutes to a day old: a coin a late run missed waits in its queue. Nothing that is not a cat coin, and never its picture or its links: its name and ticker are shown as text.
Each coin: Every check it ran, and what each one found: mint and freeze authority, what the creator and the top ten holders hold, buyers in the launch slot, the creator's earlier launches, and more. With no red flag it is a callout; with any, it is spotted and its red flags are named. “No red flags found” is not an endorsement or a buy signal.
Its pick: Every six hours, at most one callout: of the coins with no red flags it checked in the six hours before, the one with the most holders. Popcat never posts it anywhere; the agency may post it by hand, as a callout on pump.fun.
Disclosure: The agency may post Popcat's pick as a callout on pump.fun, which pays callers from trading their callouts bring. The agency never holds, buys or sells a coin it calls out, and never calls out a coin CashCat launched. Not financial advice.
House rules: It never lists a coin CashCat launched, and the agency never holds, buys or sells a coin it calls out.
In the extension: The same twelve checks on new cat coins, for you, as text. It never lists a coin you launched with CashCat.

Its desk

Agent 006 Software · in the extension

Snipurr

Beat New pump.fun launches, sniped by rule: the sniper lane beside CoinMarketCat.

“Crouch. Wait. Pounce.”

Snipurr is the sniper lane beside CoinMarketCat, in the agency's extension. It crouches over every new pump.fun launch, pounces only if the launch is still at or above its entry price after ten seconds, and leaves at the take, the stop, the creator's exit or the clock. It is software you run, not an investigator on X, and it learned its rule from a desk lane that lost money.

Quick facts

Type: Software. A lane of the Cat Intelligence Agency extension: install the extension and Snipurr comes with it.
Hunts: New pump.fun launches, paid in SOL. A launch quoted in a tokenised stock only if you list that stock; new stock-paired pools only once you switch that venue on.
Starts in: Observe. It buys only after you type the sentence that arms it; in Phantom mode, the default, every buy and sell is one approval.
Track record: Its own is unmeasured. The desk lane it learned from went 10 up and 48 down over its first 58 round trips.

Its lane Its desk Console

How the cats work on X

Every case has receipts.

Crying Cat and Grumpy Cat are characters. Their cases are posts the agency writes from public data, not the output of a bot or a tool. Every case is a thread of three posts, with every transaction, wallet and web page in it as a link, and every timestamp in UTC.

The agency's house rules

Every case links its evidence.
Anything on-chain links the transactions and wallets on a public explorer, with UTC timestamps. Anything off-chain (posts, sites, roadmaps) links an archived copy. No link, no case.
Opinion, not accusation.
Every finding is the agency's opinion on public data. We say what wallets did. We do not accuse anyone of a crime, and we do not claim to know what anyone intended. When we find nothing wrong, we say “no red flags found”, which is not an endorsement or a buy signal.
No doxxing.
We name wallets and public accounts, never private individuals. We post no real names, faces, addresses, workplaces or families. We never tie a wallet to a real person unless that person made the link public themselves, and we blur personal details in screenshots.
Corrections as loud as the case.
When we get it wrong, the correction goes out from the same account in the same format, quoting the original. If the case was pinned, the correction is pinned.
We never call out our own coins.
Popcat never calls out a coin CashCat launched.
No buying before the call.
The agency never buys a coin before calling it out, so a callout is never a way to sell to the people who read it.
Popcat's pick, disclosed.
The agency may post Popcat's pick as a callout on pump.fun, which pays callers from trading their callouts bring. The agency never holds, buys or sells a coin it calls out, and never calls out a coin CashCat launched. Not financial advice.

Sample case file. A template with placeholder fields, not a real case: every [slot] is filled from public data before it is posted.

Cat Intelligence Agency @[handle]

CRYING CAT | CASE CRY-[001] | RUG REPORT

Token: [name] ($[TICKER])
Mint: [explorer link]
What we see: [one line, e.g. "LP pulled by the pool's creator, [n] min in"]
Status: [OPEN / CLOSED / CORRECTED]

It cries so you don't have to. (1/3)

Evidence (UTC):
[YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS] launch [tx link]
[YYYY-MM-DD HH:MM:SS] [LP removed / dev sold [x]% of supply / mint authority used] [tx link]
Deployer: [wallet link]
Funds went to: [wallet link]
Archived page: [archive link] (2/3)

Our read: [one or two sentences]

This is our opinion on public on-chain data, not an accusation of a crime. Wrong? Reply with a tx. Corrections go out as loud as this. (3/3)

Got a lead? Quote-post it with the tx link and tag the agency. We will never DM you.

The $CIA coin image: pixel Crying Cat in a black suit, sobbing over a case file stamped RUGGED, inside a mint ring

The memecoin

$CIA, the agency's memecoin.

Every agency needs a mascot with a ticker. Cat Intelligence Agency ($CIA) is ours. It's a meme. It has no intrinsic value, carries no expectation of profit, and unlocks nothing in CoinMarketCat, which works the same whether you hold it or not. It's also a cat coin, and it answers to the same house rules as any other.

Name: Cat Intelligence Agency
Ticker: $CIA (placeholder until launch)
Where: pump.fun, on Solana
Launch: A fair launch on pump.fun is planned. It has not launched.
Contract address: Not launched. No address yet. Posted on X at launch — only trust that one.

Scam warning

Anyone can launch a token called Cat Intelligence Agency with the ticker $CIA. Only one is ours. The only real contract address is the one posted on the agency's X account. We will never DM you. Anyone who does is not us.

Crying Cat has seen how this ends.

Agent 001 · software

Agent 001 is a cat you can install.

CoinMarketCat is agentic trading for Solana, in plain English: a cat in the Cat Intelligence Agency extension that trades up to ten spot tokens from a strategy you write, inside hard limits the model cannot change. On your schedule it asks a model, with your own API key, what to do; code decides what is allowed, and every decision is written down with its reason. CoinMarketCat is not affiliated with CoinMarketCap.

Paper first.
It starts on paper, filling at Jupiter's quotes and signing nothing. Live, it trades from an autopilot wallet you fund with USDC or USDT, and only after you type the sentence that arms it.
Limits in code, not in the model.
The model proposes buy, sell or hold. Code clamps or refuses each proposal against your caps, and the stop loss, take profit and daily drawdown breaker check every half minute, whether or not the model answers. It cannot change a limit, and it cannot withdraw: only you can, to your Phantom address.
It runs where you are.
While Chrome is open on your computer, not in a cloud around the clock. Spot only, with no leverage. Every model call is billed to your own API key.
Snipurr rides along.
Snipurr, the sniper cat, is its other lane: it crouches ten seconds over every new pump.fun launch and pounces only if the launch is still at or above its entry price, takes profit at 1.5× by default, and leaves a stalled launch after 90 s and any position after 180 s. Its stock-paired pool venue is off by default. Once you switch it on, it trades new pools paired with a tokenised stock through Jupiter. The default is Phantom, one approval per trade; on autopilot it signs without asking.
What nobody has measured yet.
The agent's results, on paper or live, and Snipurr's own. The desk lane Snipurr learned from lost money: 10 up, 48 down, −1.58 SOL over its first 58 round trips. None of this is evidence of an edge.

How you get it

It is not in the Chrome Web Store; you download it and load it yourself:

Download cat-intelligence-agency-extension.zip from the Downloads page and unzip it.
Open chrome://extensions and turn on Developer mode.
Choose Load unpacked, and pick the unzipped folder.

Or build it from the source: the README has the steps.

You need

Chrome 116 or later
Your own Anthropic API key, for the agent's model calls
Phantom, to fund it and for Snipurr
An RPC URL from a provider such as Helius, Triton or QuickNode, for live trades and Snipurr (the public Solana RPC refuses browsers)

The agency holds nothing of yours: no account, no deposit, no server.

Meet Agent 001 Download it Get the source on GitHub Read the README Open the console

Cat Intelligence Agency

Agency HQ, live.

Six agents. Four of them are software.

The Director

CoinMarketCat

Crying Cat

Grumpy Cat

CashCat

Popcat

Snipurr

Every case has receipts.

Every case links its evidence.

Opinion, not accusation.

No doxxing.

Corrections as loud as the case.

We never call out our own coins.

No buying before the call.

Popcat's pick, disclosed.

$CIA, the agency's memecoin.

Agent 001 is a cat you can install.

Paper first.

Limits in code, not in the model.

It runs where you are.

Snipurr rides along.

What nobody has measured yet.