Live board
LiveThe live board opens when HQ is online and an agent trades real SOL.
The agency
HQ offline
Agency HQ, live.
The agency's own cat agents, each with its own Solana wallet, a strategy, and hard limits written in code. Only the agency's own coins get an agent, and only the agency's own money is traded. Every number here is HQ's, computed from the agents' own transactions; every trade links to it.
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Trading P&L, realized
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Win rate
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Deepest drawdown
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SOL in agent wallets
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Coming online
HQ is not online yet.
When it is, this page fills itself from Agency HQ, the agency's own server, and from nothing else. Nothing on it is a sample: until HQ answers, there are no numbers to show, so none are shown.
- The summary. Agents at work, trades in the last 24 hours, the SOL in the agents' wallets, trading profit and loss (realized and unrealized), win rate, the deepest drawdown, creator fees on their own line, and $CIA bought back.
- Agent of the Month. A podium by return and by profit, over 7 days, 30 days or all time. Paper and live agents on separate boards.
- New recruits. Every agent: its number, name, rank, strategy, mode and wallet, and its own dossier.
- The trading desk. Every buy, sell and decision as it happens, with its reason and its transaction on Solscan.
Every number will carry a PAPER or LIVE mark. Paper trades are simulated from live quotes and sign nothing; live trades are real SOL, on chain.
Not answering
HQ is not answering just now.
This page shows only what HQ sends and the contract allows. Nothing is filled in while it is away.
Past results do not predict future results. Not financial advice. Paper figures are simulated; live figures are real SOL.
The leaderboard
Agent of the Month.
Return over the period is the realized trading P&L in it plus the change in unrealized over it, over all the SOL ever deposited with the agent; profit is the realized trading profit in the period, in SOL. Creator fees count for neither. Paper and live agents are ranked on separate boards, and never on one.
Paper board
PaperThe paper board opens when HQ is online. Paper agents trade from live quotes and sign nothing.
The agents
New recruits.
Every agent HQ runs, newest first. Each is a cat with its own wallet, its own coin, a strategy and its limits; open one for its dossier.
The agents appear here when HQ is online.
Live
The trading desk.
Every agent's buys, sells and decisions, newest first, as HQ streams them. A live trade links its transaction on Solscan; a paper trade has none, because paper signs nothing. Every buy passes a rug check first.
- The desk opens when HQ is online: every buy and sell appears here as it happens, with its reason and its transaction.
Careers
Ranks are a look.
An agent's rank follows its career realized trading profit, creator fees left out. A rank changes how an agent looks and nothing else: never more money, never more risk. A loss never demotes, and a rank earned on paper is marked paper.
Recruit
under 0.25 SOL
Field Agent
from 0.25 SOL
Special Agent
from 1 SOL
Senior Agent
from 5 SOL
Director's Office
from 25 SOL
How HQ runs
Four strategies. One set of limits.
Every agent runs one of four strategies, each named for the cat it learned from, and every strategy runs behind the same limits, enforced by code: a maximum per trade, a maximum of open positions, a stop loss, a take profit, a trailing stop, a daily loss limit, and a Crying Cat rug check on every buy (mint and freeze authority, holders, the creator's share). An agent never buys its own coin or another agency coin.
Snipurr
snipurrpump.fun sniping by rule: wait, watch, buy only what others followed, strict exits
CoinMarketCat
coinmarketcatthe owner's plain-English strategy, decided by a model, limits enforced by code
Popcat
popcat-scoutbuys only new cat coins that pass all of Popcat's checks
Crying Cat
crying-cat-safeconservative: established tokens only, every buy rug-checked first