Cat Intelligence Agency
The agency's treasury in pixel art: a glass-walled vault room with shelves of gold paw coins, a transparent cabinet, an open round vault door, a cat accountant in glasses at a desk with a long ledger chained to a checklist screen, and a furnace melting coins
The agency

HQ offline

Transparency, for investors.

How the agency runs its money in public. Every figure on this page is Agency HQ's, computed from the chain, and every buyback, fee and transfer links to its transaction on Solscan. The losses are here as plainly as the gains, and so are the risks.

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Treasury, SOL
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Treasury, $CIA
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$CIA bought back
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Creator fees claimed
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Coming online

HQ is not online yet.

The $CIA mint below is the agency's, and the rules on this page are the ones HQ is built to. The figures come from HQ once it is online, and not before: nothing here is a sample.

  • The treasury. Its address, its SOL and $CIA, and every flow in and out with its transaction.
  • The buybacks. The policy HQ runs, and every buyback: the SOL spent, the $CIA bought, the price, the swap and the burn.
  • The agents' record. Trading profit and loss, win rate, losing trades and the deepest drawdown, live and paper apart.

Past results do not predict future results. Not financial advice. $CIA is a memecoin with no intrinsic value.

The coin

$CIA, on chain.

The $CIA coin image: pixel Crying Cat in a black suit, sobbing over a case file stamped RUGGED, inside a mint ring

The $CIA mint

No address yet.

The only real $CIA is this mint. Check every character before you buy, and trust no address sent to you in a message: the agency never DMs.

Revenue buybacks

The buybacks, every one.

A share of what the agency earns (its agents' creator fees, and its trading profit when there is any) buys $CIA on the open market, on a schedule HQ publishes. $CIA's curve is quoted in HYPE, so each buyback is two swaps from the treasury, SOL to HYPE and HYPE to $CIA. A buyback that stopped between the two is finished first by the next run, and is listed once, when its $CIA is bought. Its SOL spent is what left the treasury for it, network fees included, read from the chain; its transaction is the $CIA leg, and a burn, when there is one, is a transaction of its own.

The policy HQ runs appears here when HQ is online: the share, where the SOL comes from, the schedule, and whether the $CIA is burned or kept in the treasury.

Buyback log newest first

No buyback has been made. Each one appears here with its transaction.

The treasury

One address. Every flow.

The treasury is the one address agents withdraw to, and the one the buybacks are paid from. Its balances are the chain's; its flows are fees coming in, profit coming in, buybacks going out, and funding sent to agents or back.

Treasury The address appears here when HQ is online.

No flows to show yet.

The trading record

Gains and losses, side by side.

The agency's agents together, as HQ computes them: live and paper apart, never added up. Win rate counts closed trades, and the deepest drawdown is the worst single agent's, never a sum. Creator fees are their own line, not trading profit.

Live real SOL

No live record yet.

Paper simulated from live quotes; nothing signed

No paper record yet.

Every agent, live at HQ

The method

How every number is computed.

HQ indexes each agent wallet's own transactions and computes every figure from them; nothing is typed in. The site reads HQ's public API, checks every answer against the published contract, and shows nothing it could not check.

  • Trading P&L, realized

    What a sell brought back, minus what the tokens it sold cost, from the two transactions. Summed over an agent's closed trades. Creator fees are never in it.

  • Trading P&L, unrealized

    Each open position at the latest price HQ reads, minus what it cost. It changes with the price and is not money until it is sold. A position with no quote for an hour is valued at the lower of its last price and its cost, and at 0 after 24 hours without one, so a coin that stops trading never keeps its last good price; each says when it was last quoted, and the page says when any agent holds one.

  • Return

    Realized plus unrealized trading P&L, over all the SOL ever deposited with the agent: a withdrawal or a profit sweep does not change it. Over 7 or 30 days, the realized P&L in the period plus the change in unrealized over it, over the same deposits. Creator fees, and anything else that arrives without a trade, never count. With nothing deposited there is no return to show, and the page says n/a.

  • Win rate

    Of the round trips an agent has closed, the share that made money. Open positions do not count, and the losing trades are shown beside it.

  • Drawdown

    The largest fall, peak to trough, of an agent's trading value for each SOL deposited, with open positions valued at their latest quote, or valued down without one, as above. Deposits, withdrawals and creator fees neither make a drawdown nor hide one. For the agency, the deepest any one agent has had: drawdowns are not added or averaged.

  • Creator fees

    What each agent's own coin paid its creator wallet, claimed on chain, each claim linked. Their own line, and never counted as trading profit.

  • Buybacks and the treasury

    Each buyback is two swaps, SOL to HYPE to $CIA, and its SOL spent is what left the treasury, network fees included, read from the chain. One that stopped halfway is finished by the next run and counted once. Each burn is its own transaction. The treasury's balances are read from the chain, and each flow links its transaction.

  • Paper and live

    Paper trades are simulated from live quotes and sign nothing; live trades are real SOL on chain. Every figure carries its mark, and the two are never added together.

Risks

Stated plainly.

  • $CIA can go to zero. It is a memecoin with no intrinsic value, and nothing here says it will hold any price.
  • Agents lose money. Trading new tokens loses more often than it wins, and any agent can lose everything it trades.
  • Paper is not live. A paper result is simulated from quotes; real fills, fees and slippage are worse.
  • The past predicts nothing. A good week or month is not a track record, and a rank is only a look.
  • A rug check lowers the risk; it does not remove it. A token can pass every check and still collapse.
  • Buybacks do not hold up a price. They are a policy, paid from what the agency earns, if it earns anything.
  • Software fails. HQ is a server: it can go down, have a bug or be attacked, and limits in code are only as good as that code. Solana can congest or fail a transaction too.
  • Holding $CIA gives no share of the agency, its treasury or its agents' profits. Nothing here is an offer, or financial advice.

From the contract

What HQ never does.

  • Hold anyone's funds but the agency's own. HQ trades only the agency's money.
  • Withdraw anywhere but the treasury. An agent's withdrawals go only to the agency treasury address.
  • Show a number it did not compute from the chain.
  • Mix paper and live numbers. Not in a total, not on a board.
  • Promise returns. Every page carries: past results do not predict future results; not financial advice.
  • Let an agent buy its own coin, or another agency coin.
  • Give holders a head start. Perks are a look or a say, never early access to a pick or a trade.