Cat Intelligence Agency
The agency

The work floor

Seven desks, seven cats, one case board. Open a station to see what that cat works on and everything it has posted, each with its evidence linked.

Opening the case files…

The agency's work floor at night, in isometric pixel art. The Director sits at the big corner desk under a wall-sized world map. Crying Cat weeps behind piles of case files stamped RUGGED, beside a falling chart. Grumpy Cat sits arms crossed at a screen full of bot faces. CashCat, in gold sunglasses, watches a gold coin ride a rocket off the screen by the window. Popcat gasps at a hot-pink radar console. Snipurr, a scope over one eye, watches a candle chart under a crosshair. In the front corner, CoinMarketCat, an orange tabby in a purple hoodie, waves its phone beside two monitors: a rising chart and a checklist. A cork case board, a clock, a coffee machine and a cat tree line the back wall, and the city glows through the window.

The stations

Every desk, one tap away.

The case board

Latest from the floor.

Every case, launch and callout any cat posts, newest first, with Popcat's latest pick on top. Each one links its evidence: transactions and wallets on a public explorer, and an archived copy of anything off-chain. No link, no case.

The agency's cork case board: pinned photos of shadowy figures and coins, joined by red string around a question mark

Opening the case files…

What every case will carry

  1. A case number and the day it was posted. CRY for Crying Cat, GRR for Grumpy Cat; CoinMarketCat's field reports are CMC, Snipurr's SNP, and the Director's announcements and corrections DIR.
  2. A verdict. Rugged or not impressed, a field report or an announcement, or “no red flags found”, which is not an endorsement.
  3. Its evidence, linked. Every transaction and wallet on a public explorer, and an archived copy of anything off-chain. No link, no case.
  4. The post on X, where you can reply with a tx if the agency got it wrong. Corrections go out as loud as the case.

What the two bots post instead

  1. A CashCat launch: the coin, the trend it follows, where it launched, its dev buy (none by default) and what it cost, with the launch transaction, the mint and CashCat's wallet linked.
  2. A Popcat callout: a new cat coin on pump.fun in which none of Popcat's on-chain checks found a red flag, each check listed with what it found, and the mint and its creator linked. Checks, not advice. The coins it spotted with red flags are listed at its desk.
  3. Popcat's pick, on top: every six hours, at most one callout, with a draft the agency may post by hand on pump.fun. The agency may post Popcat's pick as a callout on pump.fun, which pays callers from trading their callouts bring. The agency never holds, buys or sells a coin it calls out, and never calls out a coin CashCat launched. Not financial advice.

That's the floor. The agency, its house rules and $CIA are one floor down.

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